Lyrics

Isn't That Wild
I was driving home late 1 Saturday night
Suddenly I saw this flashing light
A big hole in the ground
I thought it was a lie
It was a satellite It fell out of the sky

Now I'm 40 feet below
Running my own show
Isn't that wild
The programs allright
Coz it's my satellite
Yeah wild
Hello there at home
I'll be your host tonight

I'll give you x-rated nightmares
Your mum wouldn't allow you to see
Tom & Jerry & films 'bout the birds & the bees
Turn your big dish down & receive my lot
Forget about the news, workout & 700 club

Now I'm 40 feet below
Running my own show
Isn't that wild
The programs allright
Coz it's my satellite
Yeah wild
Hello there at home
I'll be your host tonight

Yeah wild...
Ride My Train
Hey get out of that tincan you call a car
Coz that old thing wont get you far
Don't take a bus and don't grab a cab
Coz I got a thing that'll drive you mad

C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train

I'm a railroad man I got a coal tan
And I work all day with the railroad gang
A number of trips makes the company pay
The number of bucks I earn a day

C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train

C'm on babe I'll blow your brains
All I want you to do is to ride my traiiin

C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train

U know the girls go crazy boys get a pain
Just because I ride this big black train
Don't know if u like it I'm sure gonna ride it
And if the boys don't like it
I just tell 'em to:

Ride my train
C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train
C'mon ride my train