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Isn't That Wild
I was driving home late 1 Saturday night
Suddenly I saw this flashing light
A big hole in the ground
I thought it was a lie
It was a satellite It fell out of the sky

Now I'm 40 feet below
Running my own show
Isn't that wild
The programs allright
Coz it's my satellite
Yeah wild
Hello there at home
I'll be your host tonight

I'll give you x-rated nightmares
Your mum wouldn't allow you to see
Tom & Jerry & films 'bout the birds & the bees
Turn your big dish down & receive my lot
Forget about the news, workout & 700 club

Now I'm 40 feet below
Running my own show
Isn't that wild
The programs allright
Coz it's my satellite
Yeah wild
Hello there at home
I'll be your host tonight

Yeah wild...
Marlboro Man
I'm your cigarette man
I'm doing the best I can
I'm your cigarette man
I'm doing the best I can
You might find me on your TV-screen
Or on the cover of a magazine
But I'll be sitting on a horse
With a smoke of course

Coz I'm the Marlboroman
- I'm the Marlboroman
Coz I'm the Marlboroman
- I'm the Marlboroman

I just stand here in the shade
I'm american made
Coz I'm tough and I'm mean
I'm the american dream
Do as I: Inhale, don't blow it!
You'll get the feeling & you know it...
When the smoke gets to your brain...
It makes you quite insane...

Coz I'm the Marlboroman
- I'm the Marlboroman
Coz I'm the Marlboroman
- I'm the Marlboroman
I Wont Cut My Hair
I got hair in my ears
I got hair in my nose
I got hair on my back
And between my toes
When the time comes & my hairwash is due
I'm gonna use one ton of shampoo
But don't give me those sentimental eyes
Coz I'm proud & my hair is nice

It's not fair when people they stare
I love the colors I wear
I wont cut my hair
I wont cut my hair
Oh no, I wont cut my hair
Coz I'm proud of my hair

And like in the funny fairytale
I dry my hair the Rapunzel way
U just climb up the six floors
To my hairy home
& I fix u a smoke in the blend of my own
Yeah, I'll make u a hot pot of tea
Take off your clothes feel free
And get down in my hair
And make me insane
Lets get airborne on window pain

It's not fair...

I would die without my hair

Yeah right, I'm playin' in the band
And I would love to be your private Disneyland
I'll be your own amusement park
Then you can ride me
And ride me after dark
If they send me to the rows of death
For having illegal dope
I will order as my last meal
Before's the chair
Hamburger french fries n coke

Take those scissors away
I wont cut my hair

'Cause I'm proud and my hair is nice
I love my hair
I'm in love with my hair

I'm in love with my haaaaiiiir
Trucker
I grew up under a stetson® in Omaha...
But my mama she told me
I wouldn't go far
Now I'm out on the highway
Every night & day
Just driving the cattle
From N.Y. to L.A.

Me & my 18 wheeler
Across the USA
Me & my 18 wheeler
Every night & day

Now my mom & dad are proud to see
The stickers on my window
And my Disneyland t·ee
The diesel engine take me away
Way across the USA

Chorus

Singing: Yiiiiipiiiii - yiiiiipiiiii yiiiiipiiaai
This diesel engine takes me away
Singing: Yiiiiipiiiii - yiiiiipiiiii yiiiiipiiaai
Way across the USA

Jonnie
Hey Jonnie...
Put that gun down
You see we're not alone
You look so square
Standing there, with your greasy
Grey long hair.
I remember growing up together
Sharing all kinds of weather
We were to small kids
In a dusty town...
Your trail was trouble, mine was
Homebound:

That's when you reach for
Your revolver...
That's when you reach for
Your gun...

Well, we heard the stories
On the wire
Death was your only desire
Stayin' away made you hard to
Blame..
But killing my love made me
Stop your game:

That's when I reach for
My revolver...
That's when I reach for
My gun...
It's After Dark
I'm looking at the sky, I'm trying
Not to cry, coz' it's over
The're turning down the light
It's late now
Wave the last
Goodbye...

Coz it's after dark now
And Disneyland is closed
We've been served
Icecold beer
And Walt is our host

It's after dark now
And Disneyland is closed...
The party is over
The night is here
Let's bring out a toast...
Call Of The Wild
The night they took him to the graveyard
It was moonlight; call of the wild
They forced him to bury his father
Oh boy, he was only a child
He grew older, meaner and vicious
And the glance of his eyes got malicious
He thought about revenging his father
He sweared he would turn out as another
Call of the wild
Call of the wild
Call of the wild
Call of the wild

He travelled on trail wide and narrow
He would draw and shoot at any shadow
Checking the decks with his back to the wall
Hiding the tracks of his lonely call
The blood on his hands was still dripping
Hunting by instinct and no sleeping
He remembered the face of the gunman
Who slaughtered his dad the same evening
Call of the wild
Call of the wild
Call of the wild
Call of the wild

The night they took him to the graveyard
It was moonlight; call of the wild
They forced him to bury his father
Oh boy, he was only a child
Call of the wild
Call of the wild
Call of the wild
Come on, call of the wild
It's the call of the wiiiiild
C-c-call of the wild

Mighty Mighty High
Now u wouldn't believe me if I told you a lie
But I went to this party with a real cool guy
He was wearin high-heeled patent leather boots
And a poly-styrene dayglo suit
He said Hey man, don't be afraid
Coz I got a blind date you'll never forget
And then he grabbed my arm and arranged a cab
And lit a strange lookin fag
And I'm mighty, highty, high
I felt I could fly
My mind was sky high my brain said goodbye
I'm mighty, highty, high

Flesh fiddle faddle & the space got hot
I had a hanger banger brass hat & felt like a stud
Hey big Dr. Upstairs pumb my Mr. Big
I'm moonstructed milehigh it's a nuclear trip
Now hang it up stop that goppledigook
Lets get down n dirty the girls are itsypook
Heave hoo in the mumbo-jumbo tree
Wham-bam-boozle can't you see
I'm mighty, highty, high
I felt I could fly
My mind was sky high my brain said goodbye
I'm mighty, highty, high
Aaarrggg

Flim-flam-flophouse above 'n' beyond
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm mighty, highty, high
My brains said goodbye
My mind is sky-high I feel I can fly
I'm mighty, highty, high
Yeah, I'm mighty, highty, high
I feel like I can fly
My mind was sky high my brains said goodbye
I'm mighty, highty, high
Hi hi hi hi hi high
So high so high
I feel I can fly fly fly
I'm...
Counting The Cattle
I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
I'm countin' the cattle
Just to check if there alive
I'm countin' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
I'm countin' the cattle once again.

Well, the first little cow
She went for a climb, fell off the
Mountain - and then we were 9
The second little cow, she went out
For a date
Discovered it was Wolfie
And then we were 8

I'm countin'...

Well number 3 & number 4
They were longhorned chicks
- Met some horny bulls
And now I'm only countin' 6

Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key
The're hanging at the butchers
And I'm only counting 3

I'm countin'...

Well the 8·9 said: - We're never havin'
Fun!! They packed their things
And left! And I'm only countin'
1!!

Well here we are
Me and Molly
She is brown
-Spottet,
Cheerful
And she is
Jolly
Our son is a
Muuhtant
- But who
Gives a
Damn...
- I mean, when the folks
Downtown, calls us:
Mister and mam!!

I'm counting...
Gods Favorite
Hey folks, believe in me
Coz I'm a disciple can't you see
Avoid the horrors of the big microwave
The instant dinner for the man in the cave
I'm sure the lord will forgive you your faults
U just give me your gold & follow my call
I'm one hell of a kid
I'm Gods favorite

Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal
He is my master & he taught me to steal
Yeah, me & the lord got this 50/50 split
Coz the old man says I'm one hell of a kid
Yeah, the old man says I'm one hell of a kid
I must be God's favorite
Yeah I'm God's favorite

I'm son of the creator
I make a blind man hear
Now you just open your purse feel the lord's near
Coz he knows your world It's written down in his book
& I'm his clerk & I know what you took
So see u next time at the Jesus-show®
Where blessings are costly & you can't say no

Coz me & the lord got this heavenly deal
He is my master & he taught me to steal
Yeah, me & the lord...

Hey folks listen to me
I'm one of God's boys can't you see?
I got the answers and you will seek em
Remember the dollars u saved over this weekend
Sins for free but it costs to confess
So your life lately has it been a mess
Coz we got your record & we know what u did

Coz me & the lord ...

U know me & big G don't give blessings for free
Gimme what u got or come down where it's hot
I can rap with Saint Peter & tell what u did
Black Crickets
The winter of fortynine had passed
A winter of haunt n fear
Coz hunger had knocked at the city gate
And threatened the pioneers
Then low in the east strange clouds appeared
And dark became the sun
And the courage to fight n win a war
Was all of a sudden gone

Black crickets
By 10 of millions or more
Black crickets
By 10 of millions or more
Until the fields that waved were few
Black crickets

Crickets by 10 of millions came
Like fog on a british coast
They swept down from the mountain sides
Settled down by their mormon host
Then the eldest old man got this bright idea
And he called for all the men:
We'll build a giant nest & the crickets will fear
That the big bird is here again!!

Black crickets...

They constructed this nest 2 days went by
They all prayed that by the end of their work
The unexpected guests would fly

They saw the nest the vision occured
& the dogs would wag their tails
The crickets all shouted: Bird is the word!
And the insects hit their trail
All heads were bowed as they thanked their lord
And they reaped while the devil raved
Coz their harvest was saved to tons of praise
And the pioneers were saved

Black crickets...

Hundreds of thousands
Thousands of millions
Millions of billions
Billions of trillions
Trillions of zillions
D.A.Dillions of fantazillions
Of black crickets
Never Never (Indian Love)
The sun went up
Red and glooming?
Spread heat and light and dust
All over Wyoming
There she went for ever and ever
While I'm standing here on Never Never
Indian girl, where've you been so long?
I'm standing here, can't you hear my song?
Oh Indian girl, where've you been so long?
I'm standing here, can't you hear my song?

I was standing above
And my tears were falling
Looking down on my love
While her tribe was calling
There she went for ever and ever
While I'm standing here on Never Never
Indian girl, where've you been so long?
I'm standing here, can't you hear my song?
Oh Indian girl, where've you been so long?
I'm standing here, can't you hear my song?

When that sun went up
Red and glooming?
I lost my heart, my light my love
Way out in Wyoming
There she went away for ever and ever
While I'm standing here on Never Never
Indian girl, where've you been so long?
I'm standing here, can't you hear my song?
Oh Indian girl, where've you been so long?
I'm standing here, can't you hear my song?
Oh Indian girl, where've you been so long?
I'm standing here
Up, Up Over The Mountain Top
Well, me, my wife and our daugther
We found ourselves standing in New York
It was just a mile? of? land? and it was hard to understand
But we bought it from the indian on the run

Yeah, there we were me and daddy
We were travelling through the desert all alone
We were pinely? south? of west?
We were ? just a test?
And we could get up up on the mountain top

Come on up up on the mountain top
Come on up up on the mountain top, once again
Come on up up on the mountain toooop

By the time that she had reached
The inspiration point
I saw her with an indian
Sharing a joint
Then before I could get up
Close enough to shout stop
The indian had already done his job

Come on up up on the mountain top
Come on up up on the mountain top
Come on up up on the mountain toooop

Yipiiiieee

Come on up up on the mountain top, once again
Come on up up on the mountain top, one more time
Come on up up on the mountain top

Yeah, we were me and daddy
We were travelling through the desert all alone
We were pinely? south? of west?
We were ? just a test?
And we could get up up on the mountain top

Come on up up on the mountain top
Come on up up on the mountain toooop
Mountain toop
Come on up up on the mountain top, one more time
Come on up up on the mountain top, once again
Come on up up on the mountain top, for the last time
Come on up up up on the mountain top